You ever wonder why we're here?

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

me at comic con in a few days

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

rungar:

official petition for a rage quit where gavin just reads off a bunch of british words as michael just seethes in confused, american anger

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

At this point I’m led to believe I’m doing it for myself because it’s not like I’m seeing anyone today

derpderpmotherfuckers:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH

inkys:

if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline

this is also accurate if you have a pool

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

I’m not much of a Starbucks person